Stringbender

OK folks, HERE IT IS.. YOUR BIG CHANCE.
Basically, let's say I have Binkie the angry chimp with me.. now, Binkie -like many chimps gets angry and starts throwing his poo.. that's right..a great big hot and fresh pile o' monkey crap.
-Now.. You, dear reader and forum member get the wonderful opportunity - you get to tell Binkie what celebrity, what star, what politician, WHO would you like our angry chimp to fling poo at. WHY should they be hit with monkey crap.. would you choose fresh or fermented poo.. and of course (just for added fun) should we aim for the head, the gut, the face..
this is totally your call..
Now-I am NOT saying fling poo at each other in the forum.. as I want to keep this fun ..your opinion matters..
so- we got a lotta poo to fling..
who gets it..
READY.... AIM...

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Stringbender

Now, if I could do animation. cartoon chimp with a pile of crap..
actually- wasn't there something like this on the Dookie album? If anybody is good with art- it could be kind of funny..
anyhow.. Binkie laid a stinkie ..yes, I'm being rude.. who cares..
now- who gets hit..

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RickenbackerBassPlayer

Lil' Wayne - For making completely shit music, he deserves to know what it feels like to get a steaming pile in his face. That's how I feel when I listen to his music.

Carmen Electra - Just so I can say I did.

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MusicMan

Lady Gaga and every single mainstream media outlet that keeps him/her in the news. Right in the eye, and hopefully your monkey has AIDS.

Ahh that felt good. Thank you, Binkie.

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Stringbender

Yeah.. that could be interesting to see..
let me add Pam Anderson to the list with Carmen Electra. -talk about annoying.

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Stringbender

OK, who was that dude in charge of FEMA when Katrina hit.. that dude needs to line up. Sucker needs to get hit in the face..hopefully with his mouth open.

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RickenbackerBassPlayer

Or how about Kirstie Alley?

She has her own fricken show because of her fatness.

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Stringbender

OK, I can understand the weight loss shows where folks literally bust their ass off to lose weight. That makes sense in a way- (well maybe not the vote someone off thing) but to be glorified because you were a good looking decent actress and you let yourself go to crap.. maybe I got it wrong - but that's what it looks like to me..glorifiying laziness, being fat, I don't understand it.. you're right.. time for her to line up for a flinging.. SPLAT..
actually, she's already thrown crap on herself getting the way she has.. far worse than monkey poo thrown at her.. but I wouldn't have turned it into a show.

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Stringbender

OK, a question-before we list any politicians that we want Binkie to fling monkey crap at.. does anybody know the laws on this sort of thing-I mean..if we say we want mr. politician to have monkey poo thrown at him/her- does that qualify as a threat..I mean do we get on some government watch list or possible big trouble for saying you wish a political figure got splat?

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MusicMan

There's no laws against that. Hell, you could even say "If Mr. Politician died tomorrow of completely natural causes, I certainly would not be sad about it." Or perhaps even more hateful statements, so long as you aren't implying that you would ever commit the act yourself, and as long as you're not inciting a riot or directly encouraging someone else to commit murder/etc...

But I'm no lawyer, that's just my interpretation.

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Stringbender

Nope, I'm not inciting a riot or saying hurt anybody that might get listed here.. I'm just saying they ought to get chimpshit thrown at them.
and..well.. like anybody- regardless of where you are in the world.. there are some politicians-yours or other countries that you would not mind watching a monkey fling a big steamer at.

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sooner 32

I'm sure I am already on the watch list !
But I think Binkie the chimp should throw some fresh poo in the face of John McCain , for his statement " Bomb-bomb- bomb Bomb-bomb Iran . This JERK wants us in three Wars .

Stringbender

my God, MCain said THAT? Sounds like a Bush-ism. and he said bomb that many times.. sounds like something a little kid might say- or a Bush-ism.
either way.. it looks like Binkie agrees- although I don't speak chimp - (many politicians do) I'm not certain but it looks like.. ugh..that's disgusting to watch..
and here's the wind up..
and the pitch..

SPLAT!

it's a winner folks- right in the eye.

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Stringbender

this could become a very fun thread..very relaxing.

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Stringbender

I gotta watch the news more.. I'm sure there are probably 10 or 12 people -per-week that deserve a steaming pie in the face.

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RickenbackerBassPlayer

You think McCain is bad? At least your state doesn't have Rod Blagojevich. I would like to throw a pile of crap at that guy twice.

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AwwwYeaaah

i'd like to monkey to fling poo at bono just because i think it'd be hilarious

Stringbender

actually, I could get behind that..I feel that U2 needs to go back to the sound of their fisrt albums and get back that energy.
now they seem like a bunch of bloated- middle aged protest-everything bunch of guys- not musicians.

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Stringbender

Ok, Binkie looks ready to fling poo at U2. Hey-that rhymes.. but may not make a decent song..but it's better than that Tik-Tok song.. what was that girl's name who sang that? Line her up.. she needs monkey crap flung at her..
and open wide dearie because your voice sounds like what we're flinging in..

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Stringbender

OK, while I'm on a roll.. Axl, look man, I have deep respect for you, but please understand.. I'm concerned that you may be losing touch with your loyal and devoted GNR fans and the integrity..well.. it's just not there, man.
Look, you had something like 17 some-odd years to churn out Chinese Democracy- you had lots of different great musicians, engineers, producers- your loyal and devoted fans have waited all of these long-long years and I'm sorry- you could have done better on this - the songwriting, the production..for all of this time and the legends and hype leading up to one intensely anticipated recording.. Axl, you must know it could have been better.. I'm so sorry dude, but Binkie..please HAND the gentleman his monkey-poo IN A SEALED BAG.. we won't have Binkie throw at you.. you've earned the respect whereupon you don't get splat, but you do have to take your crap..

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Stringbender

sounds like a deal.. and line up this guy's hairdresser as well because DAMN..
SPLAT!
bull's eye.

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RickenbackerBassPlayer

I would love to throw a pile at one of those Russian soldiers. You know with the tall hats. Only because they would have to stand there emotionless and take it.

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Stringbender

I could see that being interesting. So-they don't move even if they got monkey poo thrown at them..I mean..wouldn't that constitue a threatening action? Wow, you do that to an American soldier and he's gonna beat the bezeezuz out of you..
quick clarification- I love our troops..just talkin' here.. not even considering flinging at our guys.. might fling it at the S.O.B who puts us INTO a war, but never at our troops..

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RickenbackerBassPlayer

Our troops our good, and I would never consider throwing crap at them.

How about Stevie Dunton, for leaving our forum. I joke, I joke.

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MusicMan

Be careful, she can throw a 4lb. shot put over 39 feet!

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